All the characters in this skit are pure fictional.
Any resembelence to living or dead is purely co-incidental.
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The human characters are
1. HER HIGHNESS (HH) -- Ex RM
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HIS EXCELLENCY(HE) , The Railway Minister
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They both start on a trip to inspect all the important stations in the country.
After completing the SCR, they enter the most highlighted zone. Here, the discussion goes. you have to follow the background score too !!
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Scene 1
Trains Halts at a station. HH holds the two handles of the coach and tends to step down on to the PF.
That was a single step for HH but a giant leap for the STATION.
She tumbles down as she takes the 1st step. The PF was so low and almost to the ground level.
HH : Where is the PF, Mr RM?
HE : Err, it should be somewhere (looks here and there) and the construction work is going on here, Your highness. This the development in my rules(smiles proudly)
HH: Alright, but which station are we in ?
HE: Hmm, I dont have the railway map but (wanders here and there to find a station board) looking a station he says, ITS DUVVADA, your excellency.
HH : What is this DVD and where it is? (And walks along... birds chirp .. dust withers away from the ground.. thunders all over)
HE : DVD is the alternative station which is developed( tongue slips) on par with VSKP. Through this station only, all trains pass and by pass.
HH : Oh, that's great my boy. (Still looks here and there for some mankind but couldn't find any )
HE : Are you looking for something Ma'am?
HH : I am looking for my security and FOB to reach the PF1.
HE : Err.. ooon aan(weird noises), the FOB is not yet available maam and let me call the security.
HE : You said it is an alternative station to VSKP and all trains halt here but why there are no humans or FOB. First you should develop the station and then halt the trains. Don't know who gave you the RM post(bits her tongue : P )
HE : (calls up the security of the HH and they reply that they lost their way in reaching DVD. nobody in the vicinity knows where it is)
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Finally they both cross the tracks and finds their exit way but couldn't understand which way to go.
HH : Where is the road to the city and why cant I find any public transport to the city? BTW, how much funds you have allocated to DVD development.
HE : (Proudly shruggs his shoulders and takes his new ipad(we paid :P) and starts reading the stats from PINK BOOK.
HE : your excellency, we have allocated Rupees 51 for PF development, Rupess 116 for passenger amenities, rupees 501 for new reservation comples and rupees 1116 for water facilities.
HH : (Makes her eyes wide open. Her face becomes RED but she against LAAL and hence controls her expressions)
HH : Let me see the pink book (and she finds that the all figures were struck off and minute amounts were allocated for DVD).
HH : Why all the figures are struck? Where are the rest of funds diverted?
HE : Err Maam, I have revised al the figures as per DREAM 2020 to develop all stations in West Bengal and we have taken steps to make DVD a world class station in the vision 3030. Hope, you remember the saying that Railways in WB has not progressed at all.
HH : (In utter shock,) If WB is under developed, this looks like AFRICA and I cannot stay here any moment. Catch the next train and lets move to VSKP.
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This is the scene one. It's just based on few facts and few sarcasm to make a pleasant reading. The next scenes would continue based on your feed back.
Thanks for reading.