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Nov 12 2013 (07:49)   18048-Slip/Vasco Da Gama - Kacheguda Amaravati Express Slip

tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 903687            Tags   Past Edits
If your travelling from goa(vasco) to hyderabad(kacheguda) please avoid travelling in this train as this train stops remains idle for 5 hours at platform 5 of guntakal instead take a chain route from vasco to hyderabad and save precious time

  
Sep 22 2015 (18:46)
Bangalore to Kacheguda via kurnool Doubling~   2500 blog posts   2421 correct pred (77% accurate)
Re# 903687-1            Tags   Past Edits
We can watch a movie at guntakal instead and then board the train again :)

  
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Mar 16 2017 (20:05)
Sudarshan   5890 blog posts   842 correct pred (74% accurate)
Re# 903687-2            Tags   Past Edits
The Chain route also takes the same amount of time. Instead better opt to rest at GTL on this train or goto a Movie.
  
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Oct 06 2014 (12:48)   JUD/Yamunanagar-Jagadhri (3 PFs)
 

Guest: 7fcf31e6   show all posts
Entry# 1236876            Tags   Past Edits
Here I Turns 15!
Second Youngest Member of IRI.... :-D

28 posts are hidden.

  
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Oct 07 2014 (18:13)
tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Re# 1236876-36            Tags   Past Edits
here I turned 9 months recently I am the youngest here

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Jun 26 2014 (11:38)  
 

tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 1147073            Tags   Past Edits
Who is Dhyaanchand & Why Peoples asking to gv him Bharatratna...?
1)
Before Independence When INDIA went on a Tour,
INDIA Won 3 Olympic Gold medals in Hockey. In Olympic Games We Played 48 Games and Wins all of them.!
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INDIA was Unbeatable in Hockey for 20 years.
We defeated America in all the matches and since than America banned Hockey for the Next Few Years.
Can you imagine what an achievement it was.!
3)
Shree Dhyaanchand was among those Who made Hitler his Fan and He requested to accept Germany Citizenship and play for Germany & in return he will get as much as Money and a he will be head of his Army.!
but He refused saying he does not play for money but for Country.!
4)
How he made Hitler his fan..?
When he went to Germany for Hockey World Cup he was injured by Germany Goal Keeper.!
In return he Ordered his Team mates to take revenge..!
Can you imagine someone challenging Germany citizen in front of Hitler..!
He by passed the ball from Goal keeper but didn't do a Goal.,
This was the biggest shame for Germany and Hitler was impressed by his answer..!
5)
There was a match When he didn't Score a Single Goal.
On this he argued with match refree that the Goal post length is short because I can't do a Goal.
This was found correct and goal post length was increased & latter he scored 8 goals..!
6)
HE WAS THE ONLY INDIAN WHO HOISTED INDIAN FLAG BEFORE INDEPENDENCE NOT ONLY IN INDIA BUT IN GERMANY..!
WE WERE RULED BY BRITISHERS AND NOT ALLOWED TO TVAKE OUT FLAG BUT HE HIDE THAT IN HIS NIGHT DRESS AND TOOK IT TO GERNANY.
IT REQUIRES A LOT OF GUTS.!
ON THIS BRITISHERS ANNOUNCED IMPROSENMENT BUT HITLER DIDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN.!
7)
During his last time he became So Poor that he didn't had Money to have Food, again he was offered a Coach Post by America and Germany but he refused saying if he teaches Hockey to them than INDIA will no more be a Champion in Hockey.
but our Govt didn't offer him anything & it was INDIAN ARMY Who helped him.!

8)
Once upon a time he went to see a Hockey match at ahemdabad but was not allowed in Stadium Saying We don't recognize You..? That game was attended by Jawaharlal Nehru.!
9)
Finally Cricket Icon Sir Don Bradman said "I'm a fan of Dhyaanchand & he scores Goals more easily than I Score runs.!"
Do you think he should be the 1st Sportsman for whom all the rules should have been amended and awarded "BHARAT RATN"
THIS IS SHOCKING HE IS NOT A BHARAT RATN AS PER OUR GOVT BUT MORE THAN 50 COUNTRIES HAVE AWARDED HIM WITH MORE THAN 400 AWARDS.
THIS IS BEFORE INDEPENDENCE,
WHAT A STRUGGL Real hero named Major DhyaanChand.
HATTS OFF SIR....
Aap log faltu message to bahut forward karte honge , par agar sachche Bharatiy ho to is messag ko frwrd karo����������������������������������������

  
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Jun 27 2014 (01:10)
RVNL worst organization ever^~   79538 blog posts   5092 correct pred (78% accurate)
Re# 1147073-1            Tags   Past Edits
this topic is not reqd in general travel.
  
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Jun 26 2014 (21:51)  
 

tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 1147764            Tags   Past Edits
Beat dis��
This is really a great suspense...!!!!!
������
Read it carefully to know what it is...
A man is driving down the road ��and breaks down near a monastery.
He
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goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down.
Do you think I could stay the night?
the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner����, even fix his car����.
As the man tries to fall asleep��, he hears a strange sound��.
The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,
We can't tell you. You're not a monk.
The man is disappointed�� but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way��.
Some years later,
The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
The monks again accept him, feed him����, even fix his car����.
That night, he hears the same strange noise ��that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning��, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you��. You're not a monk.
The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.��
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, You must travel the earth ��and tell us how many blades of grass ��there are and the exact number of sand pebbles�� When you find these numbers,
you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task.
Some 4⃣5⃣ years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.
He says,
I have traveled the earth�� and have found what you have asked for. There are
145,236,284,232 blades of grass�� and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth��.
The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk��.
We shall now show you the way to the sound��.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door�� where the head monk says,
The sound is right behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.
He says, Real funny. May I have the key��?
The monks give him the key��, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone��.
The man demands the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key��, and he opens it, only to find a door ��made of ruby.
He demands another key ��from the monks, who provide it.
Behind that door is another door��, this one made of sapphire,
So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,
silver,
topaz,
and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, This is the last key�� to the last door.
The man is relieved to know end��.
He unlocks the door��,
turns the knob,
and behind that door he is amazed ��to find the source of that strange sound��
. . . .
. . . .
. . . .
. . . .
����But he can't tell you what it is because
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you're not a monk��

  
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Jun 26 2014 (21:53)
SANDY SUDHA OIL CAMMAN PEEPULL BHOOKMARI 2   881 blog posts   8 correct pred (89% accurate)
Re# 1147764-1            Tags   Past Edits
Jain ji how it is railway related
  
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Jun 25 2014 (18:08)  
 

Guest: 43e7f958   show all posts
Entry# 1146473            Tags   Past Edits
Ant & Grasshopper

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter.

The
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Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
summer away.

Come winter ,the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or
shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Indian Version

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands
to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others
are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with
food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s house.

Medha Patkar

goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticizes the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support
as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bharat Bandh’ in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in
the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.

BJP wants Sonia Gandhi’s apology.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath ‘.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ‘ Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act’ [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the
winter.

Arjun Singh makes ‘Special Reservation ‘ for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes,it’s home is confiscated by the Government and
handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it ‘ A Triumph of Justice’.

Lalu calls it ‘Socialistic Justice ‘.

CPM calls it the ‘ Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden ‘

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

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Many years later…

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley ..

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India …
As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
Grasshoppers, India is still a developing country!!!

  
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Jun 25 2014 (22:29)
tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Re# 1146473-1            Tags   Past Edits
now a star to hip hopper joke

  
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Jun 26 2014 (11:24)
Guest: 43e7f958   show all posts
Re# 1146473-2            Tags   Past Edits
lol
  
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Jun 25 2014 (13:56)  
 

tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 1146186            Tags   Past Edits
I will prefer now this one against rail fare hike

  
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Jun 25 2014 (13:59)
RVNL worst organization ever^~   79538 blog posts   5092 correct pred (78% accurate)
Re# 1146186-1            Tags   Past Edits
you are no. 1 bhakt , you can use anything :P
move to rail anecdotes / jokes.

  
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Jun 25 2014 (16:17)
kerala needs SWCR   9 blog posts
Re# 1146186-2            Tags   Past Edits
So sad to see such pics being shared...
#ANIMAL #Cruelty

  
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Jun 25 2014 (16:35)
Xerox Machine   306 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Re# 1146186-3            Tags   Past Edits
how much fare will increase, I wont mind it coz My preference of travel whether it be 2 km journey of 1000 Km journey.. My Pref will always be Railways...
  
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Jun 25 2014 (10:52)  
 

tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 1145960            Tags   Past Edits
मुंबई मेट्रो से
उतरने के बाद
अगर मुंबई लोकल ट्रेन
पे चड़ते है
तो
ऐसा
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लगता है
जेसे गर्लफ्रेंड को
मिलने के बाद
वाइफ से
मिल रहे है...
  
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Jun 15 2014 (21:16)  
 

tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 1136151            Tags   Past Edits
off topic-
gautam gambhir left non veg for whole life
great!!

  
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Jun 18 2014 (14:05)
tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Re# 1136151-1            Tags   Past Edits
oh god

  
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Jun 24 2014 (18:04)
Science is better than Engineering and Technology*^~   13673 blog posts   2 correct pred (100% accurate)
Re# 1136151-2            Tags   Past Edits
that is his personal matter we cant put our opinion it
  
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Jun 23 2014 (22:10)  
 

tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 1144671            Tags   Past Edits
एक बार एक train में बहुत से व्यापारी सफ़र कर रहे थे दुर्घटनावश train bridge se खाई में गिर गई सब के सब यमलोक के प्यारे हो गए. सबसे पहले सोने के व्यापारी से यमराज ने कहा तूने बहुत मिलावट की है तुझे नरक में भेजा जायेगा इसके बाद अनाज के व्यापारी को भी मिलावट के कारण नरक की सजा मिली अंत में KAPDE के व्यापारी का नंबर आया तो यमराज बोला इस बेचारे की जिन्दगी उधार वसूली / damage / return goods / replacement में ही गुजरी है ये बेचारा नरक भोग चुका है इसलिए इसको जल्दी से जल्दी स्वर्ग भेज दो

  
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Jun 23 2014 (22:14)
भूत हूँ मैं~   3336 blog posts   3077 correct pred (82% accurate)
Re# 1144671-1            Tags   Past Edits
pls tag it under other social...
  
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Jun 23 2014 (20:41)  
 

tik   412 blog posts   3 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 1144590            Tags   Past Edits
दामाद का प्यार!
एक बार एक सास अपने 3 दामादों का प्यार देखने के लिए train ke niche कूद गयी
तो एक दामाद ने बचा लिया।
सास ने उसे कार तोहफे में दे दी।
अगले
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दिन फिर कूद गयी तो दूसरे दामाद ने बचा लिया उसे मोटरसाइकिल मिली।
फिर तीसरे दिन सास दोबारा कूदी तो तीसरे दामाद ने सोचा कि अब तो साइकिल ही मिलेगी
तो उसने सास को नही बचाया, सास मर गयी लेकिन फिर भी दामाद को मर्सिडीज़ मिली।
कैसे?
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ससुर ने दी।
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