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Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Aug 10 2015 (07:47)  
 

shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Entry# 1561420            Tags   Past Edits
Once a marwari boy called 'me' was caught travelling without ticket by RPF
Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police:
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where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: next to my house
  
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Jul 19 2015 (09:57)  
 

shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Entry# 1544837            Tags   Past Edits
↗TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA
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☑ 1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
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2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!
☑3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area / State / Abroad.
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI AND NOW LBT & LPT!
☑ 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans. : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX!
☑ 5) Where r u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
☑ 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
☑7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFFS PROFESSIONAL TAX!
☑ 8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans. : No
Tax : Then pay MINIMUM ALTERNATE TAX (MAT)
☑ 9) R u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
☑ 10) Where r u lodging your client?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY LUXURY TAX!
☑11) R u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
☑12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
☑ 13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on Birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
☑ 14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
☑ 15) To reduce tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
☑ 16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE!
☑17) How u Travel?
Ans: Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
☑18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATION CESS, SECONDARY & HIGHER EDUCATION CESS & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT. TAXES !!!
☑ 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
☑20) Do you want growth of India.?
Ans. : Of course, Yes
Tax : Then pay ELECTRICITY TAX, WATER TAX, ROAD TAX, ETC. ETC.
☑21) INDIAN : Can I die now?
Ans. : Wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX!
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Very correct, I request everybody, please forward this msg in your other groups.
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Jul 19 2015 (10:02)
warriorsultan   1208 blog posts   48 correct pred (81% accurate)
Re# 1544837-1            Tags   Past Edits
It is because of these taxes that we ride on trains at less than 1 re per km and get gas subsidies etc. Taxation is a wordwide phenomenon , nothing wrong in it- but the revenue from taxes should be managed intelligently by those in power.

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Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Jul 19 2015 (10:00)  
 

shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Entry# 1544840            Tags   Past Edits
Golu ki ice cream platform pe girgayi golu ice cream uthane gaya mummy- golu giri hui cheese nahi uthathe new lelenge
Thoda a age jate hi goluke papa girgaye golu-mummy giri hui chhese nahi uthathe naye papa lelenge
  
Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Jun 18 2015 (13:02)  
 

shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Entry# 1516292            Tags   Past Edits
रेलवे लाइन पर हगने वालों के लिए एक नकली लाइन बिछाई जाएगी ताकि हगने का आनंद भी मिले
और
मौत का खतरा भी ना रहे-
"प्रधान मंत्री ढुंगा सुरक्षा योजना" ����☝☝��

  
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Jun 23 2015 (21:01)
Vote for Durg HumSafar Vs BSP Rajdhani^~   80705 blog posts   5099 correct pred (78% accurate)
Re# 1516292-1            Tags   Past Edits
kya kya post kerte rehte ho ...

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Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Jun 20 2015 (18:45)  
 

shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Entry# 1518985            Tags   Past Edits
KICK in 2014 hiro Salman khan
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Promo hai kisi ko btana mt plz
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Abki baar Bullet train thi
Kick movie 2025 (part-3)
Kiso ko mt btana plzz
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Hero RAJNIKANT hai
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Jun 23 2015 (20:59)
Vote for Durg HumSafar Vs BSP Rajdhani^~   80705 blog posts   5099 correct pred (78% accurate)
Re# 1518985-1            Tags   Past Edits
Joke tha ye ?
  
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Jun 19 2015 (10:37)  
 

shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Entry# 1517186            Tags   Past Edits
The reason why men are not allowed to give advice in love-columns of magazines:
Pooja:
"Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to gi alone to kurla local. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I departed from home n my car engine started to overheat so I turned back to get the other car. When i got home i found my husband romancing with our maid!!! I don't know what to do
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now. Please help."
Reply by male columnist:
"Dear Pooja,
Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. You need to check your oil and water level in your engine before you start your journey. You must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helps."
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Jun 19 2015 (12:24)
Montez~   2756 blog posts   1582 correct pred (61% accurate)
Re# 1517186-1            Tags   Past Edits
although that was hilarious, but are such posts allowed?
It has no relation with railways except a little mention of 'CLA local'

  
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Jun 19 2015 (12:25)
Guest: 6f3efdef   show all posts
Re# 1517186-2            Tags   Past Edits
Elllll----Ohhhh-----Ellllllllll
  
General Travel
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Aug 30 2014 (10:30)   16217/Mysuru - Sainagar Shirdi Weekly Express
 

shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Entry# 1201603            Tags   Past Edits
admins update route as dharma aram to ATP to guntkal without touching gooty
  
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Aug 29 2014 (19:05)   Railway action helps woman deliver baby safely
 

Charm Totally Vanished*^~   8864 news posts
Entry# 1201219   News Entry# 191605         Tags   Past Edits
Showing its humanitarian face, the Railways stopped a long-distance train at a station to help a pregnant passenger who suddenly went into labour.
Directed by the control room, the speeding Ajmer-Kishanganj Garib Nawaz Express made an unscheduled halt late Wednesday night at Dighwara station under Sonepur division of East Central Railway
A doctor and a nurse waiting at the platform quickly took the woman to a primary health centre where she delivered a baby girl. “The decision to stop the train at Dighwara was taken on humanitarian ground,” Senior Divisional Commercial Manager (DCM),
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Sonepur, B N P Verma said.
Earlier, the guard had drawn attention of the control room at Sonepur that the passenger was experiencing intense labour pain and needed urgent help.
Verma said, the control room got the track cleared so that the train could reached Dighwara sooner. A doctor and a nurse were arranged to be at the station to rush her to a primary health centre.
“Due to timely action, she safely delivered a healthy girl child at the health centre,” the Senior DCM said. Hailing from Kisanganj, the woman passenger Navroz Begum and her husband Anzar Alam had boarded the train from Ajmer.

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Aug 30 2014 (10:27)
shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Re# 1201219-5            Tags   Past Edits
good step by them
  
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Aug 30 2014 (09:27)   12969/Coimbatore - Jaipur SF Express
 

habibmd898989   126 blog posts   255 correct pred (62% accurate)
Entry# 1201522            Tags   Past Edits
Why the reservation status is moving not at all...?? still 58/45....!! if my current status is RAC 31..from KPD to JP will it get confirmed..??

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Aug 30 2014 (10:25)
shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Re# 1201522-3            Tags   Past Edits
it will get cunfrom 2-3 days is ganesh fest so slow movement

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Aug 27 2014 (23:00)  
 

shabeeshamil   28 blog posts   4 correct pred (80% accurate)
Entry# 1199498            Tags   Past Edits
How a son/daughter thinks of his/her father at different age.....

At 6 years....:My Dad is great!

At 8 years....:My Daddy knows everything.
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At 12 years.....: My Daddy is good but he is short tempered.
At 14 years....: My Daddy was nice to me when I was young.

At 18 years.....: My Daddy is not in line with the current times. Frankly he does not know anything.

At 20 years...: My Daddy is becoming increasingly cranky and unreasonable.

At 23 years....: Oh! It is becoming difficult to tolerate Daddy! Wonder how Mother puts up with him!

At 25 years...: Daddy is objecting to everything.. Don't know when will he understand the world.

At 32 years...: It is becoming difficult to manage my son! I used to be so scared of my Dad when I was young...

At 40 years...: Daddy brought me up with so much discipline.. I wonder how he managed to handle the younger generation!..

At 45 years....: I am baffled as to how my Daddy brought us up..

At 50 years...: My Daddy faced so many hardship to bring us up...(we were 3 brothers and 2 sisters) I am unable to manage a single child!

At 55 years...: My Daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. Even at this old age, he is able to control things. He is one of his kind and unique.

At last...: ' My Daddy was great!

Don't take so many years.....Realize it on time...
Education is not a Name of Any Degree or Certificate that can be shown to others as a Proof ...
But ...
Education is the name of Our Attitude, Actions, Language , Behavior & Personality with Others in Real Life ... !!

And thus it is Rightly said that ...
To be Born with a Personality is a Gift from your Parents ...
But ...
To Die as a Personality is an Achievement of your Own and a Return Gift to your Parents ... !!
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