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Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 16 2017 (14:47)  

PIyUsH SInGH™^~   1664 blog posts   1739 correct pred (73% accurate)
Entry# 2166736            Tags   Past Edits
"Railway Guard" की दास्तान-
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🔺मुहावरो के नए शैक्षिक अर्थ🔺
🔸01. सुख की जान दुःख में डालना = Guard की नौकरी ज्वाइन करना।
🔸02. आ बैल मुझे मार = Dy. /Contrlerसे पंगा लेना।
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🔸03. दीवार से सर फोड़ना = Controlerको कुछ समझाना।
🔸04. चार दिन की चांदनी वही अँधेरी रात = Refreser training।
🔸05. आत्म हत्या के लिए प्रेरित करना = दुसरो को running deptt. की अच्छाई समझाना।
🔸06. दुश्मनी निभाना = अपने दोस्तों को भी Guard बनने के लिए प्रेरित करना।
🔸07. खुद का स्वार्थ देखना = ARM/DTI की चापलूसी करना।
🔸08. पाप की सजा मिलना = 10 hrs me relief की मांग करना।
🔸09. जिंदगी के मज़े लेना= Empty Rake और Lobby Duty करना
🔸10. ओखली में सिर देना = 3 दिन से अधिक CL मांगना।
🔸11. खुद को लुटते हुऐ देखना = Only Relif Of Driver।
🔸12. पैरों तले जमीन खिसकना = अचानक Chargesheet मिलना।
🔸13. सर मुंडाते ही ओले पड़ना = After PMC send for special PME।
🔸14. बल्ले-बल्ले होना = OT per spell 150+
🔸15. फूला न समाना = Sr. Guard मे नाम आना।
🔸16. सांप छछूंदर होना = वेतन आते ही किसी अभिन्न मित्र का उधार मांगना।
🔸17. एक तो करेला, ऊपर से नीम चढ़ा = green pass but no leave ।
🔸18. पौ बारह होना = Milage Arrier मिलना।
🔸19. जी का जंजाल होना =00:01 में नाम देने पर 02:30 का T O होना
🔸20. हाथ को आया, मुंह न लगा = Bonus मिलना।
🔸21. घाट-घाट का पानी पीना = Shtling To milna।
🔸22. सिट्टी-पिट्टी गुम होना = Suddenly Section मे कोई काम फंस जाना
🔸23. अंगारे उगलना = After 12 hrs relif k liye चर्चा करना।
🔸24. अंगूठी का नगीना होना = ARM/DTI का प्रिय होना।
🔸25. एक पंथ दो काज = Duty से वापसी के समय 🍺bear मिल जाना।
🔸26. कलेजे पर सांप लोटना = किसी नये Guard के द्वारा अधिक O T बनाना
🔸27. सौ चूहे खा के बिल्ली हज को चली= DTI का उपदेश देना।
🔸28. आगे नाथ न पीछे पगहा = "passenger Guard बनाना "
🔸29. अपनी करनी पार उतरनी = Duty के बाद कोई साइड बिज़नस करना
  
★  Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 09 2017 (15:15)  
 

Yash Railographer~   349 blog posts   66 correct pred (75% accurate)
Entry# 2157296            Tags   Past Edits
Types of IRIans....
1) Who continuously only make PNR predictions (majority do correct guesses, few just randomly guess and hardly ever get right :D)
2) who continuously only add Imaginary trains (pretending Indian railways has excellent capacity to run tons of extra trains....heavy sarcasm intended :P)
3) Who continuously just make timeline updates (dude, I appreciate your effort towards giving information to IRI,
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but also have some fun, as a railfan )
4) Who only add news posts (same comments as above)
5) Who are born to comment (mostly negative comments, dude dont overuse freedom of speech)
6) Who use IRI only for trip updates (no comments)
7) Who post pics of others without giving credit to the photographer (this is only a temporary gain, selfish people)
8) Lastly, members who have a balance of all (majority, and I appreciate all of you :))

13 posts - Sun Feb 12, 2017

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Feb 13 2017 (00:51)
IRI need to be strict against wrong stampers~   684 blog posts
Re# 2157296-23            Tags   Past Edits
Type 6. Kuch IRIians moderator ko bhagwam, FM ko devta, TLM ko pujari, IRI ko mandir aur apne aap ko bhakt smjte hai :D

  
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Feb 13 2017 (12:26)
Yash Railographer~   349 blog posts   66 correct pred (75% accurate)
Re# 2157296-25            Tags   Past Edits
Type added. Very sad thing.

  
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Feb 13 2017 (12:27)
Yash Railographer~   349 blog posts   66 correct pred (75% accurate)
Re# 2157296-26            Tags   Past Edits
Type added :D

  
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Feb 13 2017 (12:31)
Yash Railographer~   349 blog posts   66 correct pred (75% accurate)
Re# 2157296-27            Tags   Past Edits
Type added. And what is this shit that you get warnings on trip updates? Is IRI degrading? And you were the first to comment, how did you reach here, the post was not getting response since few days :D

  
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Feb 13 2017 (14:50)
hk   2615 blog posts   586 correct pred (80% accurate)
Re# 2157296-29            Tags   Past Edits
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Fine no issues it was a joke.
Blog Entry Archived.
Thanks for this post,but the future of this post looking like unproductive & some member are doo having complaints regarding the post.meanwhile this post us getting locked on request !
  
Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 11 2017 (15:47)  

MS Dhoni Best in World😎😎~   2348 blog posts   47 correct pred (53% accurate)
Entry# 2160207            Tags   Past Edits
रेलवे प्लेटफार्म के आगे से झाँक के देखने से ट्रेन जल्दी नही आ जायेगी😂😂
जब आना होगा वो आ जायेगी!
जनहित में जारी😝😝

  
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Feb 11 2017 (17:18)
unipawan   206 blog posts   606 correct pred (75% accurate)
Re# 2160207-1            Tags   Past Edits
Tasalli milti hai

  
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Feb 11 2017 (17:21)
dubey2761~   170 blog posts
Re# 2160207-2            Tags   Past Edits
Blkul sahi pkde ho yar

  
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Feb 11 2017 (17:23)
12952 नई दिल्ली मुंबई राजधानी ➡द किंग~   5953 blog posts   322 correct pred (77% accurate)
Re# 2160207-3            Tags   Past Edits
Is rail fanning kahte h.

  
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Feb 11 2017 (17:53)
MS Dhoni Best in World😎😎~   2348 blog posts   47 correct pred (53% accurate)
Re# 2160207-4            Tags   Past Edits
harr koi railfan nhi hota bhai.....hahahaha
  
Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 09 2017 (09:39)  

Together we achieve more   1922 blog posts   4 correct pred (66% accurate)
Entry# 2156877            Tags   Past Edits

  
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Feb 09 2017 (09:40)
BARMER HOWRAH EXPRESS most demand^~   2430 blog posts   247 correct pred (56% accurate)
Re# 2156877-1            Tags   Past Edits
lol😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  
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Feb 09 2017 (09:43)
PIyUsH SInGH™^~   1664 blog posts   1739 correct pred (73% accurate)
Re# 2156877-2            Tags   Past Edits
Hehehehe
Mai to aise hi chek krta hu 😁😁😁😁
  
Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 08 2017 (22:02)   DR/Dadar Central (8 PFs)

Rahul banerjee   2613 blog posts   25096 correct pred (74% accurate)
Entry# 2156493            Tags   Past Edits
Rail Jokes : DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI
DADAR KE AAGE SEAT HAI
Source :click here
  
Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 08 2017 (08:31)  

SANDY SUDHA OIL CAMMAN PEEPULL BHOOKMARI 2   881 blog posts   8 correct pred (88% accurate)
Entry# 2155631            Tags   Past Edits
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😀😁😂😂😂😂😂
I the want to tell one thing when Juhi Chawla aunty sings this-
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Bombai se gayee Puna,
Puna se gayee Dilli
Dilli se gayee patna,
phir
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bhee naa mila sajanaaaa....
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Sajnaa ka toh malum nahi lekin agar aap Patna se Bombay return bhaya Itarsi, Khandwa , Bhusaval lele gi to circular journey tikat zaroor mil jaygi. :-)

  
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Feb 08 2017 (08:36)
12952 नई दिल्ली मुंबई राजधानी ➡द किंग~   5953 blog posts   322 correct pred (77% accurate)
Re# 2155631-1            Tags   Past Edits
I think PUNE-NDLS ke liye Jhelam Express and NDLS-PNBE ke liye Shramjivi express ka use kiya hoga. CSTM-Pune ke liye to koi bhi le li hogi.

  
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Feb 08 2017 (08:37)
12952 नई दिल्ली मुंबई राजधानी ➡द किंग~   5953 blog posts   322 correct pred (77% accurate)
Re# 2155631-2            Tags   Past Edits
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Hahaha
Kya pata knka Sajna JP me ho .

  
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Feb 08 2017 (08:40)
HWH WAP7 getting used to with DHN~   3551 blog posts   251 correct pred (59% accurate)
Re# 2155631-3            Tags   Past Edits
Patna se ek bar Bhagalpur V aa jati!!😁😁😁😁

  
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Feb 08 2017 (12:08)
12952 नई दिल्ली मुंबई राजधानी ➡द किंग~   5953 blog posts   322 correct pred (77% accurate)
Re# 2155631-4            Tags   Past Edits
BGP ki trains me jagah nahi mil pati h . Tatkal me bhi bahut mushkil rahta h .
aur train bhi kqm h BGP ke liye.
  
Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 07 2017 (16:58)  

रामपुर वाले मौसाजी   24 blog posts
Entry# 2154799            Tags   Past Edits
Two drunks were stumbling home (illegally, of course) along a pair of railway tracks. The first drunk complains "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."
The second drunk replies "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down."
  
Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 07 2017 (16:55)  

रामपुर वाले मौसाजी   24 blog posts
Entry# 2154794            Tags   Past Edits
एक लड़की ट्रेन से उतरी ,,
पप्पू से पूछा – ये कौन सा स्टेशन है ??
पप्पू ने कुछ देर सोचा ,फिर सोचा , और सोचा ,,
कुछ देर सोचने के बाद बोला – “रेलवे स्टेशन”
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Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 07 2017 (16:51)  

रामपुर वाले मौसाजी   24 blog posts
Entry# 2154787            Tags   Past Edits
BOSS-Why are u late today?
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Railfan Employ- I departed from my home on time but as it's raining there was TSR in the route and a goods rake also got stuck bcoz of loco failure on the main line so I had to take loop line that’s why I am late.
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errr…..Can’t u talk in normal language. You could have said that as it’s raining, the traffic was moving slowly and a truck got stuck on the main road so you took another road to reach office.
  
Rail Anecdote/Joke
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Feb 07 2017 (16:49)  

रामपुर वाले मौसाजी   24 blog posts
Entry# 2154786            Tags   Past Edits
MOTHER: Are u sure u'll get passed in ur metric exams??
SON: RAC Chances are there Mom,
MOTHER; RAC?????
SON: Yeah, actually I am not so sure that I'll get passed chance of RAC are there , not as CF
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U could study well then u could pass ur exams
SON: What to do,I am always getting an offlink engine like WAG5,WAG7,WAM4 where I am supposed to get WAP7.
MOTHER: awww..
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