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Blog Entry# 79101
Posted: Oct 20 2010 (11:39)

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Dear Admin,
For a change can we have train related Jokes here. I have so many incident while travelling in the train when co- passenger ask funny query. and I too reply them in Joke.
Here is one example
1.A passenger ask me in platform "Yeh train kaise jayagi" my answar was "track per Jayagi"
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A passenger ask me in platform "delhi Jayagi" My answer was Delhi kahin nahin jayagi wo waha ke waha he rahegi aur ha yeh train jaroor delhi jayagi"
lot of funny query and answer I have given in my life to so many passenger which i would like to share with you. if you permit me. there will be no personal/abusive words .
If you also have you can add in the same post. It will surely give your relief from today day to day life of tension writing reply to so many blog and reading so many blog.
Hope you will agree with me. Contd......

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Oct 20 2010 (16:41)
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wah sadhu bhopal shatabdi me chada tha aur jhanshi pe uttar gaya
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Oct 20 2010 (16:42)
PRASHANT MISHRA   628 blog posts
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Good PJ
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Oct 20 2010 (16:45)
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ek baar ek train derailed ho gayi toh enquiry me pata laga ki driver ki galti thi
usse jab poochha gaya toh bola ki ek pagal aadmi track par aa gaya tha
toh mamta bennerji boli ki tu ne uske upper train kyo nahi chada di
toh woh bola wahi toh kar raha tha par woh saala khet ki taraf bhaag gaya
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Oct 20 2010 (16:55)
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accha fun time ohoooooooooo
grrrr yeah railway kyun time table banaya hai jab haar train itna late chal rahi hai??????
Answer: Time table nahi hota to kaise pata chalta hai ki train kitna late chalti hai
hi hi hi hi hi
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Oct 20 2010 (16:55)
Sanjay Soni   3282 blog posts
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Blog Entry Archived.
sir i think kabhee kabhee jokes others ki feelings ko hurt kar sakte hai and yeh site jokes ke liye nahee banee hai so i archived if if moderetor like then he open n permit thnks
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